the only kind of jokes i know are puns. lots of puns.

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(Source: dutchster, via pizza)

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unshaped:

DESGUSTENG

(Source: itshardbeingakardashian, via pizza)

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de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 

de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 

(via brb-fan-girling)

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221no:

interbvtts:

i love everything about this post

(Source: skoomapipe, via ferrickhistoryts)

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fal-loves-cnf-forever-and-always:

"You’re a crook, Captain Hook. Judge, won’t you throw the book at the pirate…"

fal-loves-cnf-forever-and-always:

"You’re a crook, Captain Hook. Judge, won’t you throw the book at the pirate…"

(Source: alexanderthegreatthoughts, via thebluths)

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llttlemermaid:

sexualbae:

so there’s this guy that goes to a school near me and he doesn’t have a prom date nor does he really want one but his friends made him a facebook page to get him one and they literally just constantly post pictures of him 

he’s actually cute i hope he finds a prom date

(via forevergingerme)

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pantyslime:

shine bright like an overly detailed anime eyeball drawn by a seventh grader on their math homework

(via forevergingerme)

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jakemalik:

"hey do you have any cool plans for the break?"

image

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(Source: hi, via pizza)

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mymiracleislyrical:

Prelude - First Broadway preview of Next to Normal - March 27, 2009

"Our first preview was a little bit crazy. All our best fans were there, it turned out, many who had seen it at Arena, others who could only read about it there, and had been waiting since Second Stage to see it again. When the big blackout hit at the top of the show, screams and whoops filled the house. Tom [Kitt] and I looked at each other: What the hell? At intermission Michael Greif leaned over to us: ‘Just so you know, it’s not always like this. This is special.’" - Brian Yorkey [ x ]

(Source: doctormadden, via nexttonormals)

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demon:i possessed you
me:get the fuck out
demon:damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me:shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
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hatinngthis:

If you’ve been:

        - physically abused

        - verbally abused

        - depressed

        - unbelievably stressed

        - had your heart broken

       - dealing/dealt with your parents separating

       - hiding stuff from friends/family cause you’re scared of being judged

       - judged for something you can’t help

       - self harmed

….Then reblog this to show people what reality is like for you.

(via forevergingerme)

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highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

(Source: pia-pium, via merlinlefay)

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grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

(via melodythemonster)

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are you gay?
straight people:wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!
gay people:hella
are you straight:
straight people:YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????
gay people:nah
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